Trump Stylist Confirms Precious Metals Used in Hair

Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s long-time stylist confirmed today that the multi-billionaire’s hairpiece contains gold, titanium, and other precious metals. “Mr. Trump is very quality oriented,” Maria Gonzales stated. “He is very proud of his hair, and rightly so. He is seeking to carry the weight of the country on his shoulders, and he is already carrying the weight of 24 carat gold and a few other precious metals on his head.”

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