Republican Presidential aspirant Ted Cruz announced that his sister, Penelope Cruz, will be hitting the campaign trail on his behalf. “This is a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful development,” said Senator Cruz, in a prepared statement. “Penelope has always been there for me when I most needed her. In addition to being united by blood, we are strongly united by our common faith in God, our common faith in this great country, and our common belief in the incredible people of these United States of America.”
Ms. Cruz did not immediately return a request for comment.
Editor’s Note: An earlier version of this article incorrectly stated that Penelope Cruz was Ted Cruz’s wife. The editors at To Tally Nöttr Üe regret this error.