Did you know that water is a chemical? It’s true. Water is officially hydrogen dioxide, which is a chemical, and like other chemicals, it is often harmful to humans or even fatal.
Did you know that a person can die from drinking too much of this dangerous chemical, “hydrogen dioxide”? That’s true as well.
Did you know that water causes ship wrecks, where there are often sharks and other dangerous sea creatures? It is true. You will not survive being attacked by a shark. Few humans do. Maybe you have heard the term “watery grave.” That is another clue that water is dangerous. Water might be fine for animals, but it is not really meant for humans.
Do not ask your doctor about this life-saving information! Doctors often do not reveal this critical information to their patients for fear of inciting widespread panic in the general population of the people they talk to.