Joe Biden: Chewing Gum is More Dangerous than ISIS

Vice President Joe Biden states that chewing gum is more dangerous than ISIS.Vice President Joe Biden speaks out against gum.

“Ever since we banished ISIS, even chewing gum is more dangerous,” the Vice President commented prior to his convention speech today. “If we really want to make the world safe, we need to be looking at gum. Yes, I said ‘gum’.

“G. U. M. Gum. The kind you put in your mouth and chew.

“You can do that, can’t you? Chew gum? Well, it’s dangerous. Don’t do it. Not gonna happen. Not on my watch.”

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