Hillary Clinton Adopts Alien Baby

CNN reported today that presidential candidate Hillary Clinton adopted a baby from the planet Gonzonay (GON-ZOE-nay). The baby was described as a, “healthy 8 pounds, 4 oz gonzonian baby girl.”

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders immediately congratulated Secretary Clinton and vowed to add free alien space baby medical coverage to his medical plan.

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